Here's what I imagined took place under my pecan tree the other day...
Boy squirrel looks up and sees girl squirrel lounging in the tree...
Girl squirrel sees boy squirrel....
Boy squirrel invites girl squirrel for a picnic on my pecans!
Boy squirrel whispers something to girl squirrel...
Isn't that just like a man...takes a girl out for a cheap meal and then expects her to furnish dessert!No wonder our squirrel population is out of control....